Breaking News: Dragon Flew Away With Our Newly World Bank Loaned Money $486 Million – Lai Mohammad, Presidency

Another data is coming in that a mythical beast have carried off $486 million, a credit given to Nigeria by world bank

This was uncovered to newsmen by Lai Muhammad minutes after the cash was gotten from world bank, on finding the Nigerian soil, the cash was made away by obscure winged serpent.

Preparation Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Muhammad said that since the cash couldn't be represented, or on his financial balance the cash was move into, perhaps this time Dragon have carried off the cash.

He said;

"I think, this nation is turning into a colossal joke. Most importantly, it was the rodents that headed out the president and after that we now have snakes devouring about N36 million and now we have monkeys striking farmhouse. Along these lines, they don't need this to be said yet I trust that we ought to be clear."

This is coming after a stunning admission of an authority of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which guaranteed that a secretive snake professedly gulped N36 million naira, from the Board's vault, which she produced using the offer of scratch cards, another that of a monkey which gulped 70 million naira.

Another data is coming in that a mythical serpent have carried off $486 million, an advance given to Nigeria by world bank

This was uncovered to newsmen by Lai Muhammad minutes after the cash was gotten from world bank, on finding the Nigerian soil, the cash was made away by obscure winged serpent.

Instructions Newsmen after Plenary, Lai Muhammad said that since the cash couldn't be represented, or on his financial balance the cash was move into, perhaps this time Dragon have carried off the cash.

He said;

"I think, this nation is turning into a colossal joke. Most importantly, it was the rodents that headed out the president and afterward we now have snakes expending about N36 million and now we have monkeys assaulting farmhouse. Thus, they don't need this to be said however I trust that we ought to be clear."

This is coming after a stunning admission of an authority of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, which asserted that a strange snake purportedly gulped N36 million naira, from the Board's vault, which she produced using the offer of scratch cards, another that of a monkey which gulped 70 million naira.